teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

and, of course, from henry v

ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

numba1fangirl:

deanhugchester:

hipsterlizzybennet:

A brief slideshow depicting the basics of Supernatural— Enjoy

Castiel: “secretly in love with Dean Winchester.”

Um. Not really a secret. Just sayin’.

It’s a secret to dean

jakehercy:

“Smooch From America”

“So, the New Year’s here…”

“I have a New Year… present for you.”

“Th-Then! Hold out your hands and close your eyes!”

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmwah!”

jesus-christ-jeremy:

Castiel → 4.20  “The Rapture”

soulstare

minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

theredrubyx:

snowllux:

snowllux:

when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money 

I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

(Source: shalrath)

bedquest:

zachariebutts:

arseniks:

Im not sorry

what is happening

THIS iS lITERALly tERrIFYING 

twwinkies:

how to handle anon hate a novel by me and my followers

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

se-seashell:

how I see drawing tutorials

(Source: ask-hitman-jones)

belaroos:

when people make fun of you for liking things you like

himatalia:

people who dont like the new hetalia anime just because their favourite character hasnt been in it yet

he-wants-the-doitsu:

When people ask you to do something and you want to say no but you feel like they would get really mad at you if you dont